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Richard had been in business for 35 years. Finally sick of the stress, he quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in Alaska as far from humanity as possible. He sees the postman once a week and gets groceries once a month. Otherwise it's total peace and quiet..

After six months or so of almost total isolation, someone knocks on his door. He opens it and a huge, bearded man is standing there.


'Name's Cliff, your neighbor from forty miles up the road.. Having a Christmas party Friday night. Thought you might like to come at about 5:00...'

'Great', says Richard, 'after six months out here I'm ready to meet some local folks Thank you.'

As Cliff is leaving, he stops. 'Gotta warn you. Be some drinking'.'


'Not a problem' says Richard. 'After 35 years in the business, I can drink with the best of 'em'.


Again, the big man starts to leave and stops. 'More 'n' likely gonna be some fighting' too.'


'Well, I get along with people, I'll be all right! ...I'll be there. Thanks again.'


'More'n likely be some wild sex, too,'


'Now that's really not a problem' says Richard, warming to the idea. 'I've been all alone for six months! I'll definitely be there. By the way, what should I wear?'


'Don't much matter. Just gonna be the two of us..'

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Comment by jackie morris on December 10, 2010 at 5:02pm

that was awesome lmao!

Comment by Sunni on December 10, 2010 at 6:49am

Have fun at the party

Comment by Anneliese on December 10, 2010 at 6:37am

Oh no :)

 

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